Woke up in the ditch of a bad situation
Last chance for any meaningful salvation
It's been rainin' inside my house
And it's wearin' me down
The headless body is sellin' jokes out of a pick-up
He's the man if you know how to talk, he can hook you right up
Saw him runnin' around on fire under hypnosis
Smart enough to be a target but he's too dumb to notice
That it's all downhill from here
Yes, it's all downhill from here
Put the blade in me, baby, give it a twist
Everything's impossible when you're locked in the myth
I'm just a joke myself, waitin' to be told
That it's all downhill from here
Yes, it's all downhill
I weathered the sickness with no prognosis
Went to see the seer but she could not focus
She said all of my friends, they're all puttin' on a show
Too old to remember, too young to know
That it's all downhill from here
Yes, it's all downhill from here
The upside-down optimist says as he climbs
"Don't you worry about me, this happens every time"
He's got a bright disposition but he knows how it ends
'Cause it's all downhill, my friends
Yeah, it's all downhill from here
