He's got a hammock hung up

Between a sweet gum and a piece of PVC

He's a hotdog griller and a cold beer killer

And he fights for guns and peace

He's a college grad with a tat on his back

Of a fuzzy memory

He pays cash and respects to Merle

A single wide dreamer in a double wide world

He's a shoulda, coulda, woulda

Maybe still he oughta be a

A preacher or professor of highfalutin philosophy

He's as easy as that breeze a-blowin'

Up the skirt on Marilyn Mon-rowin'

And a floatin' and a tokin' down that stream

He's an over-qualified-er

A bonafide backslider

A poet and a know-it-all

And a pleasure when he's stoned

He works extra hard to not work too hard

Grows grass in his backyard

And if Heaven ain't for him

Hell, I don't wanna go

He's a shoulda, coulda, woulda

Maybe still he oughta be a

A preacher or professor of highfalutin philosophy

Yeah, he's the friend ya got that gets with all the willin' girls

Single wide dreamin' in a double wide world

(All the willin' girls)

He's a shoulda, coulda, woulda

Maybe still he oughta be a

A preacher or professor of highfalutin philosophy

He's as easy as that breeze a-blowin

Up the skirt on Marilyn Mon-rowin'

And a floatin' and a tokin' down that stream

Yeah, he's the friend ya got that gets with all the willin' girls

Single wide dreamin' in a double wide world

He's a single wide dreamer in a double wide world