Allergic to Brass

Well you're itchin' all over

Your face is violent red

Your eyes are swollen and they're fallin' out your head

It could be something you ate

Or something in the air

You're looking peaky

And you're losing all your hair

 

'Cause you're allergic to brass

Comin' out in a rash

You're allergic to brass

Allergic to brass!

 

I see your body twitching

When the trumpet sounds

Your ears are bleedin' but

We will not turn it down

You're going anaphylactic

You're going into shock

The fever's got you and your

Jaw's begun to lock!

 

'Cause you're allergic to brass

Comin' out in a rash

You're allergic to brass

Allergic to brass!

 

I'm gonna go and grab the epi pen

Give myself a shot adrenaline

My diagnosis - there's a problem with your genes

Being attacked by histamines

 

Your lips are dry and flaky

Because a blast of Sax

You start receiving palpitations

It feels like heart attacks

 

Now you're constipating, salivating, shaking, and convulsivating, Irritating, suffocating', burnin' up with phlegm creating

All of this symptom hatin', think you need operating

Yeah when I stab you with a needle it's inoculating

Educating, medicating with allergic tolerating

You're not exacerbating what I am investigating,

I know it's nauseating

You find brass aggravating,

In my professional opinion you're exaggerating!

 

'Cause you're allergic to brass

Comin' out in a rash

You're allergic to brass

Allergic to brass!