Pop

I had a Mr.Pip Mr.Pip is the replica of Dr.Pepper But it's the bullshit replica Cause dude didn't even get his degree Why did you have to drop out and start making pop so soon The commercial for diet Dr.pepper Says it tastes just like regular Dr.Pepper Well then they fucked up I went to a doctor All he did was suck blood from my neck Don't go see Dr.Acula I want to hang - I want to hang a map of the world in my house And then i'm gonna but pins in all the locations That I've traveled to But first i'm gonna travel to the top two corners of the map So it won't fall down You know, people think i'm into sports just because I'm a man I'm not into sports I mean I like Gatorade But that's about as far as it goes And by the way you don't have to be sweaty And holding a basketball to enjoy a Gatorade You can just be, a thirsty dude Gatorade forgets about this demographic I'm thirsty for absolutely no reason Other than the fact that liquid has not touched my lips For some time Can I have a Gatorade too? Or does that lightning bolt mean no Yeah I'm not into sports If I had Athlete's Foot My first reaction would be "That's not my fucking foot" I don't want to have my face on the cover of a Wheaties box I want to have my face on the cover of a Rice Crispies box Snap, Crackle, Mitch and Pop "Hey, how the fuck did he do that?" Well in Hollywood it's all who you know And I know Crackle I saw on HBO, they were advertising this boxing match They said "it's a fight to the finish" That's a good place to end Every McDonald's commercials end the same way, right? McDonald's commercials end like this Prices and participation may vary Now I want to open a McDonald's And not participate in anything I wanna be a stubborn McDonald's owner I say "cheeseburgers? Nope We got spaghetti and blankets But we are not affiliated with that clown He attracts too many children"