Intro (feat. Father Guido Sarducci) [Skit]

You know, it's been about four years

Since I graduated from the Handsome Boy Modeling School

And I just want to say that their 60-dollar course has changed my life

Since my graduation, I've traveled to Prague, Milan, Paris

And Buffalo, New York

And I now drive a fifty thousand dollar LAFORCE automobile

With total Suede package, with subwoofers

And specially designed custom glass rims

Also, in my closet, shoes, so many shoes, you can't believe

And next to it a drawer with socks, full of socks

More than enough for each pairs of shoes, yes, that's how many

And the women, let me tell you, the women, my God

I can't go in through the details, but all I could say is

I know all about "The Secret Garden"

So let me just say, "Thank you," from nearby the bottom of my heart

To Nate and Chest for showing me beauty is truly in the eye of the tiger