All the Fun of the Fair

Isn’t she ugly isn’t she thin?

Peeping through fingers with a horrified grin

Open your eyes if you dare

All the fun of the fair

Isn’t he ugly isn’t he fat?

Just imagine waking up beside that!

Your part of the show when you’re there

All the fun of the fair

Roll up roll up take a look

Switch on a TV open a book

Horrible horrors fabulous feats

But promise you won’t let them out on the streets

Standing room only on Gallows Hill

We can’t get enough we’re watching it still

A fascination we share

All the fun of the fair

All the fun of the fair