Miss Asp's Song II

I miss the fifties, the forties, and more

I miss silent movies and I miss the war

I miss Hitler, and yes, I know he was psychotic

But villains make people act so patriotic

And patriot women, they all knew their roles

Young women today seem to have disparate goals

They're selfish and screaming and opinionated

They act as if all I hold dear is outdated

I try to save them, they don't seem to care

They behave as they please, now there's change in the air

And it isn't fair

I had no choices and I couldn't yell

When I got into trouble I couldn't rebel

Now with so much at stake and with life on the line

I won't let them take what is rightfully mine

It's not been that long since the world got off track

It's my duty, my mission to get us all back

'Cause if they are the future, our nation's in trouble

I'll do what I can in my beautiful bubble

If it's war that they're waging, I'm ready to win

Or die trying, alright, send the garbage girl in!

What?

What are they planning?

Who?

The girls, the scheming girls!