Princess

I start my day with a breakfast of bologna

Then I'm riding around the kingdom on my electric pink pony

Keeping a lookout in every direction

I'm in charge of my kingdom's personal protection

The collection of jewels alone will impress

No stress though. No one will mess. Not with this princess

Just cause I'm cute and my dress has frills

Doesn't mean I can't be dangerous. Hey! I've got skills

I'm the princess

Watch out bad guys

I'm the princess in my electric pink dress

I also like butterflies

Tea time! Everyone's excited

Sit down, have some cookies and some tea. You're invited

Like the flowers? They're called morning glories

Hey, that reminds me of a story

A long time ago a dragon came to town

Everybody got scared they said take the dragon down

That didn't seem right to slay a dragon

So I tamed the dragon. Now, the dragon pulls my wagon

Do you like her? She's so cute eh? Her name's morning glory

I'm the princess

I'm not scared of no dragon

I'm the Princess. In my electric pink dress

No body messes with the Princess

I've got a bling bling jewel encrusted castle

My medieval bicycle has sparkly tassels

My army of knights has the shiniest armour

When I need to get groceries, I've got a personal farmer

I'm the top of my class with my slippers made of glass

If you see me come jousting, you'd better move fast. Oh!

Nobody can wear a tiara like me

I'm the kind of princess everybody wants to be

I'm the princess

I've got a throne in my bedroom

I'm the princess. In my electric pink dress

I'm the bell of the ball. Ding dong

I'm the princess. Woo!

I'm not the frog kissing kind

I'm the princess. In my electric pink dress

Nobody messes with the princess