Buddy Sex (feat. Miss Kriss) [Explicit]

"Hey buddy did you ever see that there show

Where there's these two young cowboys camping up in Wyoming

And you know they get all bored and stuff, I don't know, never mind…"

Jack and Bill went up the hill to chug a couple six packs

But Bill was down his face did frown, and so did Jack's

See Jack wasn't getting any love at home his wife she kept complaining

"Another oven bun, getting poked, hey listen, I'm explaining

Your pole is just way too long and you're going to make my water break

And you don't want another ugly kid like Junior or Premie Jake

So go ahead, hide in the den and rub one out tonight

Can you wait a few more months until things are right?"

Meanwhile Bill is getting his fill of PBR and chips

With their magazines it's tough to pee because of their hard pricks

See Bill was whining 'cos the girls keep bitching at church and tavern jumping

"Just a fat old slob with a limply knob fit for hugging not for humping"

So what do you do on an afternoon when all you got is him?

I ain't drunk enough to do that shit I wish we had more gin

I hate your smell but what the hell, you and I won't tell

Right here and now no-one else around we don't need a cheap hotel

We just need buddy sex! It's time for buddy sex, hey hey buddy

Buddy sex!

Buddy sex

Let's have some buddy sex - sex with your buddy

There's fishing buddies, hunting buddies, gaming buddies and stoners

Gambling buddies, camping buddies who wake up with boners

Golfing buddies, baseball buddies, catching, pitching, trucking

Dirt biking, four-by-in, and buddies just for fucking

The wife and kids are dressed and fed it's time for recreation

"The neighbor's here with lots of beer for a weekend man-cation"

The tent is packed with a bottle of Jack, tank is full of gasoline

"Don't forget the Playboy magazines, viagra and Vaseline"

No need for fishing holes, fishing poles and snuff

Sometimes Mother Nature she just ain't enough

To take off a load, that view is nice but it won't make me cum

Close your eyes it feels so nice, "hey buddy, give me some!"

Are you high and dry and pray to die because you ain't got any tail

You don't have to be at sea, in prison or in jail

Just take a swig of Mountain Dew if you don't like cock-meat flavor

You just need a friend to poke your end and he returns the favor

It's called buddy sex - how 'bout some buddy sex

Get over here buddy for some buddy sex

Buddy sex

We need some buddy sex - sex with your buddy - ugh!

"Say buddy, is that just me or do you hear banjos?"