Too Drunk to Drink

I'm too drunk to drive

Not too drunk to drink

We can still have a good time

The wicked never sleep

I might tell you I love you

If you stay the night

I'm not too drunk to love

I'm too drunk to drive

It's getting late

And I hate sleeping alone

Where are you from

Can I get a ride home

I'm looking out the window

Of your passenger side

I'm not too drunk to drink

I'm too drunk to drive

It's not my finest hour

I killed a bottle of Powers

Kiss me, I'm wasted

You're saving my life

I'm not too drunk to sing

I'm too drunk to lie

I'm not too drunk to drink

I'm too drunk to drive

It's getting late

And I hate sleeping alone

Where are you from

Can I get a ride home

I'm looking out the window

Of your passenger side

I'm not too drunk to drink

I'm too drunk to drive