Huge Axeman

It isn't a problem if I can't see (We'll soon be forgotten by my memory foam) My glasses covered in Vaseline (People in glasshouses do throw stones) I make my excuses 'til the cows come home (I left all my messages before the tone) And both bald men are fighting over a comb (When all's said and done, we'll be together alone) I don't know what to do I don't know what to say, but I got a dirk, you got a huge axeman I wear a shirt, you're naked, huge axeman I have my quirks, you have a huge axe Ooh, huge axeman We make it work, you break it, huge axeman Bully for you as I still can't see (In the land of the blind, the four-eyed man is king) Snitches get stitches seemingly (Camels and needles, that kinda thing) I made my excuses 'til the cows came home (They milked me dry until I could atone) The grass is greener 'til it's overgrown (When all's said and done, I guess the seeds were sown) I don't know what to do I don't know what to say, but I got a dirk, you got a huge axeman I wear a shirt, you're naked huge axeman I have my quirks, you have a huge axe Ooh, huge axeman We make it work, you break it, huge axeman Am-dram, slamdunk And if push comes to shove You'd be the same, running out of love Yet I, yet I, yet I, yet I, yet I, yet I, yet I, yet I I got a dirk, you got a huge axeman I wear a shirt, you're naked huge axeman I have my quirks, you have a huge axe Ooh, huge axeman We make it work, you break it, huge axeman If being meaner makes them keener I'm a huge axeman If size ever did matter I've a huge axe too, huge axeman