Dear Brigette (pinkbackpack version)

Dear Brigette

One day I was lookin' for just fifty cents

I (Ted) had no luck after asking Jake (Me)

So we decided to snake from your purse

I (Ted) stole a dollar and Jake (I) took five more

After this, we solemnly swore

To never tell you what we did

Then next period in class

You weren't being nice

That's when I decided that

I'll never pay you back

I'll never pay you back

Don't act like we're not friends

Or I'll steal your money again