Katie O' Katie

Way out yonder in eastern Montana Where the highway is long and the prairie is wide I live on a homestead just south of Laurel A shack in the back is where I reside I lend a hand to a lady named Katy 250 a week w/ room and board Katy's a widow but she stays real busy Driving round Billings in her Honda accord Katy o' Katy she's sweet as an apple She's hot as a pistol and mean as a dog That old lady, don't ya give her no trouble You'd be wise just to not to piss her off Well she's a big woman she has big o' broad shoulders When she shakes your hand she's got a firm grip She's so strong she can move boulders With a hitch in her step and a lip full of dip She keeps me busy in between boyfriends She keeps me busy on the homestead too I buck her hay and she bucks in the bedroom She blows my mind till my face turn blue Katy o' Katy she sweet as an apple She's hot as a pistol and mean as a dog That old lady don't ya give her no trouble You'd be wise just a not to piss her off Well one night Katie she come in a crying With her knuckles all bloody and a look in her eye. I heard her mutter as she went for her rifle That son of a bitch well he's gonna die So I said 'hey Katie do me a favor' Come over here and take a deep breath.' She said 'I left that old boy on the side of i90 Gotta go back in case I didn't beat him to death.' Katy o' Katy she sweet as an apple She's hot as a pistol and mean as a dog That old lady don't ya give her no trouble You'd be wise just a not to piss her off If I ever leave Katy they'll be some trepidation Do to the intimidation that she applies You bet your ass I'll avoid altercation Let me tell ya brother I'm afraid to die Katy o' Katy she sweet as an apple She's hot as a pistol and mean as a dog That old lady don't ya give her no trouble You'd be wise just to not to piss her off Katy o' Katy she sweet as an apple She's hot as a pistol and mean as a dog That old lady don't ya give her no trouble You'd be wise just a not to piss her off