Guestroom

I write secret messages

I hide them at festivals

I invite boys on boat rides

then they don't show up

I make plans

my plans don't work

I tell your dog to tell your cat to tell your bird

to tell you I like you

my plans don't work

I stay in and I wait

I calculate for days

I stay in, I wait

I'm a calculating babe

you could sleep in the guestroom

you need plenty of legroom

why don't you sleep in the guestroom?

you'd have plenty of legroom

we could talk about the weather

we could offer each other our sweaters

let's talk about the weather

mmmh whatever

you could sleep in the guestroom

you need plenty of legroom

why don't you sleep in the guestroom?

you'd have plenty of legroom

aha you grew up in this place

so you know every corner

I only just moved to the city

you know, out of boredom

why don't you sleep in the guestroom

you'd have plenty of legroom

you want to sleep in the guestroom

cause you need plenty of legroom

I write secret messages

I hide them at festivals

I invite boys on boat rides

boys never show up

I make plans

my plans don't work

I tell your dog to tell your cat to tell your bird

to tell you that I like you

you could sleep in the guestroom

there is plenty of legroom

you could sleep in the guestroom

you'd have plenty of legroom