Where the Sidewalk Ends

My resting place ain't Eat, Pray, Love

And salads aren't my favorite brunch

I tried to join a wellness club

But it was a cult

I don't get enough vitamin D

So I start my day with a mushroom tea

My cat scratched me and I'm still bleeding

But if I wake up and I'm still breathing

Meet me where the sidewalk ends (Yeah)

You and me can play pretend (Yeah)

A movie scene, I hope it never ends

Floating on a silver dream

Black-and-white in limousines

Reading Shel Silverstein and friends

And you said, "Tough, the real world sucks"

You gotta stay in touch with the fun and the love, love, love, love

Fuck when everything sucks

You wanna give up, stay above with the love, love, love, love

Falling upwards in a dream

Underneath the Giving Tree

And if my heart's a puzzle, then let's find the missing piece

And on a sunny Sunday afternoon, while everybody watches the news

Let's unlock the cages at the zoo with me and you and a boy named Sue

Ooh, floating on a rainbow with you

Got nothing left to lose, so

Meet me where the sidewalk ends

You and me can play pretend

A movie scene, I hope it never ends

Floating on a silver dream

Black-and-white in limousines

Reading Shel Silverstein and friends

And you said, "Tough, the real world sucks"

You gotta stay in touch with the fun and the love, love, love, love

Fuck when everything sucks

You wanna give up, stay above with the love, love, love, love

There's no point in crying if you cry in the rain

And there's no point in hiding if you're lying in vain

So, let's wish upon a fountain with a pocket of change

It's only perfect timing if we're both insane, so

Meet me where the sidewalk ends (Meet me where the sidewalk ends)

You and me can play pretend (Play)

A movie scene, I hope it never ends (Yeah, I hope it never ends)

Floating on a silver dream

Black-and-white in limousines

Reading Shel Silverstein and friends (Reading Shel Silverstein and friends)

And you said, "Tough, the real world sucks"

You gotta stay in touch with the fun and the love, love, love, love

Fuck when everything sucks

You wanna give up, stay above with the love, love, love, love