Maureen & Sam

Maureen and Sam will amaze you will songs

That only could come from a star

With a comical dance and a glance from afar

They're just trying to please and will be if you give them a chance

Oh my God, did you hear what they said about the way that I talk?

Hold my head in the air

The lights and the magic have faded away

Maureen and Sam will continue to smile

Though their audience mumble and stumble in the aisle

That first hello and the hasty goodbye

The backdrop is crumbling and dust is all that remains

I dare you to say that I'm cheap and I'm mean

'Cause you know that it's me holding the scene in the end

The lights and the magic have faded away

Maureen and Sam never were a success

Though their picture still hangs on the dressing room wall

The glory that comes, the glory that goes

Please don't you cry and it's no use to talk

You're no longer as young as before

And as Maureen lies dying, the crowd scream for more

And the drummer still sits in the background waiting for his day to arrive