The Wee Wee Man (2009 Remaster)

'Twas down by Carterhaugh Father

Between the water and the wall

There I met with a wee, wee man

And he was the least that ever I saw

His legs were scarce a finger's length

And thick and nimble was his knee

Between his eyes a flea could go

Between his shoulders were inches three

His beard was long and white as a swan

His robe was neither green nor gray

He clapped his hands, down came the mist

And he sank and he's fainted clean away

He lifted up a stone six feet in height

And flung it farther than I could see

And though I'd been a giant born

I'd never had lifted it to my knee

Wee, wee man but thou art strong

Tell me where thy dwelling be

It's down beneath yon bonny green bower

Oh, you must come with me and see

His beard was long and white as a swan

His robe was neither green nor gray

He clapped his hands, down came the mist

And he sank and he's fainted clean away

We rode on and we sped on

Until we came to a bonny green hall

The roof was made of the beaten gold

And purest crystal was the floor

There were pipers playing on every stair

And ladies dancing in glistering green

He clapped his hands, down came the mist

And the man and the hall no more were seen

His beard was long and white as a swan

His robe was neither green nor gray

He clapped his hands, down came the mist

And he sank and he's fainted clean away

His beard was long and white as a swan

His robe was neither green nor gray

He clapped his hands, down came the mist

And he sank and he's fainted clean away