Scared

I am not suave I am not bare

There's seven pair of pants and stuff in my hair

Are you scared of me sitting under the tree

I strike a striking pose while I'm wiping my nose

You say not to leave I don't see why I should

But I end up doing it 'cause I know that I could

Are you scared of me sitting under the tree

I strike a striking pose when I'm wiping my nose

There's a fever pitch brewing in the club

There's a deck of cards sitting in a tub

I'm wearing #5 dresser drawers

Burning up but not on the dance floor

'Cause the people are screaming for more

And the singers so lovely talking about war

I am not suave you are a bear

12 feet tall with balding hair

Are you scared of me sitting under the tree

I strike a striking pose while I'm wiping my nose