LOSER

All my buddies had a bet behind my back They said I couldn't if I tried to break my tract Record gave me two weeks, said it wouldn't last Damn, it never lasts (oh, she never last) She's a Dixie dime, sippin' on a Napa wine I'm a good old boy, shootin' straight home-grown ripe Should've known to never mix whiskey and wine But I still tried But I think she had enough of me getting out of bed on a weekend Used my last chances up She is taking a round, guess she's leaving I'm all for one, she outta my league, anyone could see It's not you, it's all me, I believe it There ain't no poppin' champagne, diamond ring for a loser Yeah, I always knew I'd lose her (always knew I'd lose her) Yeah, I can see now, you can't teach an old dog new tricks Could've sworn she was the one who could finally fix And turn me into that middle class, cul-de-sac, stay-at-home soccer dad She gave up on all of that But I think she had enough of me getting out of bed on a weekend Used my last chances up She is taking a round, guess she's leaving I'm all for one, she outta my league, anyone could see It's not you, it's all me, I believe it There ain't no poppin' champagne, diamond ring for a loser Yeah, I always knew I'd lose her (Yeah, I always knew I'd lose her) Can't fix the gears on this pedal to the medal, yeah Baby, I like it, but I love the way my old blues fit (old blues fit) Told myself it's time I would be different But I think she had enough of me getting out of bed on a weekend Used my last chances up She is taking a round, guess she's leaving I'm all for one, she outta my league, anyone could see It's not you, it's all me, I believe it There ain't no poppin' champagne Diamond ring for a loser (yeah, I always knew I'd lose her) Yeah, there ain't no down on one knee kinda thing 'Cause the truth hearts, yeah, I always knew I'd lose her (Always knew I'd lose her) (Always knew I'd lose her)