Mr. Saturday Night

Yeah, they call me Mr. Saturday Night

Mr. Always In, Mr. Never Missed a Good Time

Yeah, I smoke and drink, smile and wink

And make 'em think I'm fine

They don't know how much I missed her Saturday night

They think I'm the life of this whole bar

But if she walked in, my act would fall apart

So I buy a round and shut it down and never leave alone

But when Sunday comes, they get up and they go

That's why they call me Mr. Saturday Night

Mr. Always In, Mr. Never Missed a Good Time

I hear them say I'm jealous of that guy

But they've only seen me in a neon light

Yeah, I smoke and drink, smile and wink

And make 'em think I'm fine

They don't know how much I missed her Saturday night

There was a time when I had everything

The kind of beautiful you only see in your dreams

But I messed it up and I'm the only one to blame

I guess losin' her is how I earned my name

Yeah, they call me Mr. Saturday Night

Mr. Always In, Mr. Never Missed a Good Time

I hear them say I'm jealous of that guy

But they've only seen me in a neon light

Yeah, I smoke and drink, smile and wink

And make 'em think I'm fine

They don't know how much I missed her Saturday night

Yeah, I turn it on, but all alone

I'm goin' out of my mind

They don't know how much I missed her Saturday night