AITA

AITA, am I the asshole?

When I hit it keep my shoes and my pants on

When I finish, I be sprinting out the back door

Seen her man on the couch, "See you later, bro"

It's funny right across the street, I got another hoe

Sweet and juicy double D's like some cantaloupes

She wanna be my wifey, but we can't elope

This episode is not a series, it's a standalone

Ooh, am I the asshole? Ooh (ooh)

Ooh, am I the asshole? Ooh

Respectfully, only time I think about you

And it's sexually, not afraid to shoot blanks, I got a vasectomy

Oh, your name was Melanie? I thought it was Stephanie

Both of y'all look the same to me, respectfully

Say, I'm good for nothing, you can never say I'm bluffing

Hit the strip and blow the budget, hit the label, they refund it

Chase account, got seven digits but it still don't make a difference

I can pay to numb the pain, but I cannot pay to fix it, no, no

Ooh, am I the asshole? Ooh (ooh)

Ooh, am I the asshole? Ooh

(Maybe I'm the asshole)

Ooh, am I the asshole? Ooh

(Maybe I'm the asshole)

Ooh, am I the asshole? Ooh

(Maybe I'm the asshole)

(Maybe I'm the asshole)

(Maybe I'm the asshole)

Looking in the mirror, I don't know what I've become

I'm afraid I forget how to love

'Cause I would always be this young

Will they love me? Will they hate me when I'm gone? (Gone)

Will they hate me when I'm gone? (Gone)

'Cause maybe I'm the asshole (asshole, asshole)

Maybe I'm the asshole (asshole, asshole)