It's Early For Halloween

It's early for Halloween

I just wanna hear a scream

Yeah you heard me right, I

Guess I like it frightening

Zombies up and down the street

Bus driver's a ghost, there's

Goblins at the bar, so

Ghoulish and disgusting

Pumpkins grinning wickedly

Ketchup down your sleeve, "Oh,

Ain't it just divine," some

Banshee whispers slyly

Hades' gate is opening

Hark, the fallen angels sing

But it's not for me, I'm

Hangin' with the demons

If I asked you nicely

Would you walk the night with

Me, and go trick or treat

Pardon me, but

If my touch was kindly

Skeletal and spindly

Would your skin crawl for me

Phonin' up my witches three

Spookiest of company

Ride in on a moonbeam

Werewolves wearin' Gucci

Frankenstein's in drag

Disembodied hands in candy

My it's quite a night

Hallow's eve came prematurely

If I asked you nicely

Would you roam the night with

Me, and go trick or treat

Pardon me, but

If my touch was spindly

Skeletal and slimy

Would your heart stop for me

Will you come bury me

Like Halloween