Your Eel

Up through your pant leg

And out through your collar

You don't really find it strange

Into your pocket

I'm countin' a dollar

And seventy cents in change

I'm your eel, I'm real

Your eel, you feel

With the maps in your glove box

I sleep in a tube sock

Livin' off what I take

I can help in the kitchen

You won't feel me itchin'

If you wanna cook up some snake

I'm your eel, I'm real

Your eel, you feel

E-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-eel, you feel

E-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-eel, you feel

Run me a bath

And I'll show you some tricks

That I leanred when I was at sea

Swimmin' with mermaids

Deliverin' shark babe

Poseidon once called me "sweet"

I'm your eel, I'm real

Your eel, you feel

E-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-eel, you feel

E-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-eel, you feel

There will come a day

When I've slithered away

Or a time when my clock just stops

So think of me lovely

And days in the tub

Every time you put on a sock

E-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-eel, you feel

E-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-eel, you feel