99 Problems BC (Rock Mix)

If you're having girl problems I feel bad for you, son I got 99 problems and the bitch ain't one Hit me! 99 problems and the bitch ain't one! If you're having girl problems I feel bad for you son I got 99 problems and the bitch ain't one Hit me! 99 problems and the bitch ain't one! I got a hoe from the East, I got a hoe from the West Got a hoe who likes to jerk it off and rob it in a chest I got a bitch from the North, I got a bitch from the South I got a bitch who like to suck it long and hold it in her mouth I got a bitch with air, a bitch with none A bitch with a knife, a bitch with a gun A bitch with an ass big as a TV set And theres a bitch over there, Hey, the one Im gonna get or maybe not! She might not like me, though No sweat to a vet, I rock her sister, though. Or I rock the whole damn heard Fuck them all and leave them on a curb. I got a bitch with a mink, who likes a fat gold ling, Who likes to fuck me with an ass upon the kitchen sink. I got a bitch with tits, a bitch with ass A bitch with none, but hey, I give her a pass, and I love them all! I love them crazily, and they love me back Thats why they stay with me! If you're having girl problems I feel bad for you, son I got 99 problems and the bitch ain't one Hit me! 99 problems and the bitch ain't one! If you're having girl problems I feel bad for you son I got 99 problems and the bitch ain't one Hit me! 99 problems and the bitch ain't one! I got a bitch, this old, a bitch, this new A bitch who loves velvet and the colours blue. I got a bitch this fat, a bitch this built A bitch who all the titties give powder milk. I got a bitch whos funny, a bitch who aint A bitch who can sing, a bitch who cant I got a bitch who loves fucking on airplane I even got a bitch who have soul train. I got a bitch who owns rock top bands, long ends! I got a bitch whos broke as a plum But shes the most fun! I got a bitch who plays piano, a bitch who dont A bitch who dances naked, a bitch who wont A bitch whos short, a bitch whos tall A bitch who burns my phone and probably calls And I love them all, I love them crazily And they love me back, thats why they stay with me So if you're having girl problems I feel bad for you, son I got 99 problems and the bitch ain't one Hit me! 99 problems and the bitch ain't one! If you're having girl problems I feel bad for you son I got 99 problems and the bitch ain't one Hit me! 99 problems and the bitch ain't one! I got a bitch who loves the G Shell fuck you right after she fucks me. I got a bitch who loves boats I got a bitch who loves handcuffs and ropes. I got a bitch thats fast, a bitch whos slow A bitch thats a virgin, and a bitch thats a hoe. A bitch that lies, a bitch thats true, A bitch whos a man, because your bitch is too! I got a bitch this cool, a bitch this hot, A bitch who loves rap, a bitch who loves rock A bitch whos lost, and one who knows where is at She gets up on me and purrs like a cat. I got a bitch that runs, a bitch that walks A bitch she yells, a bitch she talks, A bitch this dirty, a bitch this mean A super fan bitch that I not to. me Then I love them all, I love them crazily And they love me back, thats why they stay with me So if you're having girl problems I feel bad for you, son I got 99 problems and the bitch ain't one Hit me! 99 problems and the bitch ain't one! If you're having girl problems I feel bad for you son I got 99 problems and the bitch ain't one Hit me! 99 problems and the bitch ain't one!