Bitch Can Drive

I recognized her in my rearview

From her wannabe Hepburn hairdo

Knew I was in trouble when

She turned her headlights off

I heard that she was off her rocker

Boyfriend said they ought to lock her

Up out in the crazy house in a room with padded walls

So I took a left

When I usually take a right

'Cause the last thing I want her to know

Is where I sleep at night

Doin' 105 in the HOV

With his ex-girlfriend tailin' me

Can’t be six inches in between

My bumper and her headlights

She needs Jesus, or a bottle of pills

She’s a few nickels short of a dollar bill

Drove his ass crazy, now she’s on mine

Say what you want about the bitch

But the bitch can drive

I could use a 5-0 flashing lights

But 5-0 must be off tonight

I’m running from the devil, but

The devil sure can run

So much for thinkin' she’d slow down

Three counties later out of town

This gas tank needle’s empty-bound

And she ain’t lettin' up

Doin' 105 in the HOV

With his ex-girlfriend tailin' me

Can’t be six inches in between

My bumper and her headlights

She needs Jesus, or a bottle of pills

She’s a few nickels short of a dollar bill

Drove his ass crazy, now she’s on mine

Say what you want about the bitch

But the bitch can drive

Gotta give it to her

Girl's got some skills

Earnhardt in her blood

Richard Petty in her high heels

Doin' 105 in the HOV

With his ex-girlfriend tailin' me

Can’t be six inches in between

My bumper and her headlights

She needs Jesus, or a bottle of pills

She’s a few nickels short of a dollar bill

Drove his ass crazy, now she’s on mine

Say what you want about the certified loco, psycho on my behind

But the bitch can drive

This bitch can drive