If Donald Got Fired

If Donald got fired according to plan

Just think of the things I could do

I'd stop having nightmares about Kellyanne

And finally, sing songs about somebody new

If Donald got fired

If Donald got fired, would that be sublime

I'd put down my bottles and bongs

I'd be back on broadway and belting Sondheim

Instead of cheap internet parody songs

If Donald got fired

Donald quit running your scam

There's nothing to tout

You're no Abraham

Donald, we're all in a jam

Please get the hell out

And take Lindsey graham

It would be so nice

If he lost on election day

I'd build him a new wall

I'd pay for his u-haul

And I'd let Melania stay

Oh Donald

Please go far away

If Donald got fired there wouldn't be any more

Reckless, old, complainy

Dictator's regime

No more smug elites

No more goddamn tweets

Donald, the truth might be tough

The polls all project

We've all had enough

Donald, don't stand there and scoff

With all due respect

Please kindly f*ck off

I hope we choose the right

The future's so dark and unknown

But there's no decidin'

I'm ridin' with Biden

I'm voting for Patti LuPone

Yas queen

Oh Donald

Oh Donald

Oh Donald

Just leave us alone