Bastardo

Out of yogurt again

Out of salad and chicken

And everything else all at once

Gotta get there

Gotta prepare

Get ready for no fun

Put your mask on and brave it

Even though ya fuckin hate it

Who is this woman crowding me?

Who is this man coming straight at me?

Strangers surrounding me

Damn this grocery run today

I can't get out of here fast enough

Oh but look, they got toilet paper back in stock

Thank gawd

Sanitize, sanitize, sanitize

When did the lines get so long?

Stand on that red dot, you twat

Get me the hell outta here

My glasses are all fogged up

And I could really use a beer

The sun shines on my face again

I take my mask off and breathe in

We made it…

But we probably have covidddd