歌词
I came home blackout drunk and tried to make a pizza
Passed out and set the house on fire again instead
No wonder Sharon took the kids and left my ass again
I made a half a million dollars on a scratch and win
But I blew it all gamblin' on Korean woman's badminton
No wonder Sharon took the kids and left my ass again
I started findin' bushels of Peruvian weed
Up from Guatemala City into Calgary
I got caught up in customs with a border guard
I tried to bribe him with an expired Tim Horton's gift card
He did not accept and I got tossed in the pen
No wonder Sharon took the kids and left my ass again
So Sharon if you're listenin'
Please come back home my love
I've been sittin' here covered in Dorito dust
Watchin' "Dog The Bounty Hunter" reruns
And I really need you
Can't remember how to use the TV remote controls
Why do have so many
I understand needin' one, but three remote controls
For one TV that just seems like too many remote controls
I came home blackout drunk and tried to make a pizza
Passed out and set the house on fire again instead
No wonder Sharon took the kids and left my ass again
And I went out with the fellas
To have some drinks responsibly
But I got so damn drunk I joined the Church Of Scientology
I tried to get out, they said it's not feasible
No wonder Sharon left my ass it's not unreasonable
So Sharon if you're listenin'
Come back home I'm beggin' please
I tried to meet a woman on the internet
But I got catfished by a guy named Steve
Who lives in his mom's basement
He actually turned out to be not too bad of a guy
But that's besides the point
Sharon, please come back home
Written by: Fraser Boldon
