Gaston (Reprise)

Crazy old Maurice

Crazy old Maurice, hm?

LeFou, I'm afraid I've been thinking

A dangerous pastime-

I know!

But that wacky old coot is Belle's father

And his sanity's only so-so

Now the wheels in my head have been turning

Since I looked at that loony old man

See, I promised myself I'd be married to Belle

And right now I'm evolving a plan

If I-

Yes?

Then we-

No, would she?

Yes, now I get it

Let's go!

No one plots like Gaston

Takes cheap shots like Gaston

Plans to persecute harmless crackpots like Gaston

So his marriage we soon will be celebrating

My, what a guy

Gaston