Surfin' U.S.M.

When you're younger, you can eat what you like, drink what you like

And still climb in to your 26 inch waist trousers and zip them closed

Then you reach that age, twenty-four , twenty-five

Your muscles give up, they wave a little white flag

And without any warning at all, you're suddenly a fat bastard

You fat bastard!

You fat bastard!

You fat bastard!

You fat bastard!

You fat bastard!

You fat bastard!

You fat bastard!