I'm a Bitch When I See Red

Well, I've washed your laundry And I've ironed your shirts Putting up with being Only the wife While you did your thing And never let me live my life I've listened to your problems And I've waited up With your dinner getting cold 'Cause I was stupid enough To think together We'd grow old And now you've found Another woman And she's better than me In oh so many ways I was your mother, your friend And all I'm getting is A slap in the face So you find her more exciting Well, I think you've lost your head And I plan to keep on fighting I'm a bitch when I see red She's got style, you say And she's never ever Boring or plain And compared to me She's all caviar and champagne And she's always willing To fulfill your needs With an urge that never fails She's never got a headache And she's never got broken nails So you find her more exciting Well, I think you've lost your head And I plan to keep on fighting I'm a bitch when I see red So with her at last you're living And with me it's dull and dead Well, I won't be all forgiving I'm a bitch when I see red When the novelty's wearing off Where d'you think you're gonna be When you find she wants A home and kids Just like me When she finds You're not the man She thought you were But a liar and a cheat I can hardly wait My revenge will be so sweet So you find her more exciting Well, I think you've lost your head And I plan to keep on fighting I'm a bitch when I see red So with her at last you're living And with me it's dull and dead Well, I won't be all forgiving I'm a bitch when I see red So you say your love has faded And you're taking that woman instead I'm insulted and degraded And I tell you, I see red So you find her more exciting...