Man I'm just sittin' back watchin' the pussification of this whole country

I can't say this, I can't say that

Shit, what the fuck can I say?

When did y'all become so fuckin' sensitive, man?

Lighten up, I'm just here to entertain you

And if that triggers you, well, then you're a pussy

Listen

It's a cold world, easier to play this shit safe

Knowin' how the world gon' judge you if you make a mistake

These miserable fuckin' people, so saturated with hate

They can't wait to pile it on someone else's plate

Like if I'm right with every word except for one in a song

They'll only focus on and judge me for the one that was wrong

Cancel this, cancel that, fuckin' welcome to America

The home of specializing in assassinating character

I hate it, (hate it) I prefer goin' in guns blazing (Pow)

Annihilatin' anyone who's testin' my patience (Yeah)

Ain't no room for pussy-footin' in the rap game, man

I'm drawn to controversy like a moth to a flame (Yeah)

And you little snowflakes better quit your complainin'

Not racist, I'm just not too big on the Asians (Haha)

Shit I'm kidding you, idiot, but with no hesitation

These fuckers run with it and post it up on Twitter while sayin'

That Webby's (not Webby) some sort of bigot for fuckin' makin' a joke

You're not woke (Nah), you're just sensitive and quick to revoke

So, I'd like to invite you to suck my dick 'til you choke

Deep throat, pow, pow, got your bitch in my scope

Everyone that I'm seein' is lookin' pussy as fuck

Go and cry about shit without even lookin' it up

So, I'd like to thank my bullies all for makin' me tough

Because it's lookin' like y'all ain't get bullied enough

Yeah, I came to drop bombs, like flex and I'm gone

I'm all raw, so try not to be so sensitive, y'all

If I'm not pissin' you off, then I'm pissin' you on

If you're not triggered at all, then I'm spittin' it wrong

Because I came to drop bombs, like flex and I'm gone

I'm all raw, so try not to be so sensitive, y'all

If I'm not pissin' you off, then I'm pissin' you on

If you're not triggered at all, then I'm spittin' it wrong

Easy does it, Webby, try to keep that temper in check (Grr)

I'm goin' off like Terminator in the metal detec- (Beep, beep, beep)

Ter, hit 'em with the blurr like my memory gets

From blowin' benzo's while I'm drinkin', yeah, I tend to forget

A Devil's reject, ever since a kid I been a loser

But I dealt with it, it's called developing a sense of humor

Learn to laugh a little bit, this shit is good for your health

If you can't take a joke, you need to take a look at yourself (Pussy)

Shit if I didn't have the haters, then I would probably withdraw

Shit dog, honestly I would probably miss y'all

Haters, really please, promise me you'll never quit, y'all

Here, I'll make fun of me with y'all

Here's my impression of Webby, no one's doper than me (Grr)

I got the hairline of someone that's ten years older than me (True)

Sittin', dissin' politicians like I'm fuckin' sport fishin'

Say I fucked their wives and daughters when I obviously didn't (Also true)

And I'm pale year round, summertime or deep winter

And I chew with my mouth open when I eat dinner (That's gross)

My liver has put up with plenty of cheap liquor

And more drugs in a lifetime than Keith Richard's

I used to work out, shit, I really was buff

Then I stopped working out, now I'm skinny as fuck

Like so skinny, when the wind blows hard I lose balance

So skinny, lookin' like I won a tapeworm challenge

Haha, it ain't that hard to laugh a bit

At your own expense, fuckin' just relax and shit (Ha ha)

Smoke a joint, eat a Xanax you bitch

This uptight bullshit's what I've had it with

If you're still mad after what you've listened to

Then that's just the bitch in you

Suck a dick or two, ain't no fixin' you

Fake woke, can't take a gay joke

People that I'm spittin' to, I am here to trigger you (Trigger, trigger you)

Yeah, I came to drop bombs, like flex and I'm gone

I'm all raw, so try not to be so sensitive, y'all

If I'm not pissin' you off, then I'm pissin' you on

If you're not triggered at all, then I'm spittin' it wrong

Fuck 'em