Fifty-Fifty

Well, my dandruff is loose

And my breath is chartreuse

I know I ain't cute

And my voice is kaput

But that's alright, people

I'm just crazy enough to sing to you

Any old way

I figure the odds be fifty-fifty

I just might have something to say

I ain't gon' sing you no love song

And how my heart is all sore

Will not beg your indulgence

'Cause you heard it before

And that's alright, people

I'm just crazy enough to sing to you

Any old way, hey

I figure the odds be fifty-fifty

I just might have something to say

It's in my pants

I have taken your time

I have sung you my song

Ain't no great revelation

But it wasn't too long

And that's alright, people

I'm just crazy enough to sing to you

Any old way

I figure the odds be fifty-fifty

I just might have something to say