Why Does Nobody (Get How Great I Am?)

I got charm and wit, I'm all funny and shit

But I guess that's not enough

I got brains and sass comin' out of my ass

But I can only act so tough

I thought the nice guy got the girl in the end

Who'da guessed all the movies lie?

I must've traded my heart for funny and smart

Now I'm all alone 'til I die

So tell me why, why does nobody get how great I am?

I got it all goin' on, but the world doesn't seem to understand

In this endless sea of chumps and fools

Well, they oughta be crownin' me the king of cool

So why, why, why does nobody get it?

Someday, babies, the clouds will part

The world will take notice and your life will start

Your talent will shine, your dick will grow

You'll be the Belle of the ball and the star of the show

Someday

Someday? Who cares?

How does that help me now?

Why, why does nobody get how great I am?

Why does nobody get it?

Why?