Yard Sale

Got a gun loaded and he don't even know it But I'm about to go sell him out Shooting hot pink signs on poles and power lines Covering every single inch of this town Then I'll go back, relax, lawn chair, feet up, Yeah I got price tags, trash bags full of his stuff I'm having a yard sale Everything must go I'll give you a good deal On a rack of his clothes If it's got a sticker on it It's as good as gone, call it Heartbreak retail I'm having a yard sale I bet his sixty inch screen's gonna look pretty sweet On the wall in my neighbor's house And when someone gets their hands on these new Ray-Bans He bought down in Chinatown I hope next time he lies he thinks twice 'Cause cheating comes with a high price I'm having a yard sale Everything must go I'll give you a good deal On a 67 Epiphone If it's got a sticker on it It's as good as gone, call it Heartbreak retail I'm having a yard sale Oh-oh-oh-oh, I'm having a yard sale Make me an offer I'll be here all day After 30 minutes, everything is free I've got a leather couch, fishing pole, Beer mug, cell phone, Old records I've had, power drills, so sad A Harley, Frye boots, bed heel boo... I'm having a yard sale Everything must go I'll give you a good deal On a rack of his clothes If it's got a sticker on it It's as good as gone, call it Heartbreak retail I'm having a yard sale I'm having a yard sale I'm having a yard sale