Daytona 500

Animal control came to collect

Last night's roadkill from the roadside

Where fathers of drunk drivers plant a cross

For their loss when the wreck is hauled off

I saw Dale Earnhardt

Pushin' a shopping cart

From the Walmart

On the tracks of Daytona speedway

Heard him say:

"The first to lose the race

Always comes in second place"

Severed antlers wrapped around a fence

Elk harvest your headlamps for organs

You keep a deer shot dead in your truck bed

And lips knitted kissin' like pigeons shittin' on windshields

I saw Dale Earnhardt

Feeding ducks by the pond

All of his spare change

And below billboards

Lit through the night, I keep

Checking the time to see

If it's still there

I always end up startin' over again

I always end up startin' over again

The end of the world is taking forever

The end of the world is taking forever