Keep the Sad People Happy

We don't lay the pipe

We don't drive the nail

We don't plow the field

We don't close the sale

We don't solve world peace

Or split the atom in two

We are a dancehall band,

And here's what we do

We get the hot girls in the door

We get the cowboys on the floor

Buying one more round all around

Getting loud and crazy

We play em backwoods party songs

A little heavy metal honky tonk

Til the whole crowd's singing

And rocking out with their baby

But every now and then

We slow it down and then

Play an old heartache song

To keep the sad people happy

In this big old world

There ain't no small parts

Just be the best

Whatever you are

And you've put in

Your forty hours

You've done your job

Now we'll do ours

We get the hot girls in the door

We get the cowboys on the floor

Buying one more round all around

Getting loud and crazy

We play em backwoods party songs

A little heavy metal honky tonk

Til the whole crowd's singing

And rocking out with their baby

Not yet, heartbroke

We get the wild chicks on the bar

We get the wannabes

Playing air guitar

And the backseat romeos hoping for more than a maybe

We're kinda gangsta trailer trash

A little ac/dc johnny cash

Til the whole crowd's singing

And rocking out with their baby

But every now and then

We slow it down and then

We play an old heartache song

To keep the sad people happy