I Wish You Were Beer

If you were just another hangover

Baby, I'd already be over you

Over you

If you were just a two-for-one

I wouldn't have to face the sober truth

The sober truth

If you were just one in a pack of twelve

I could grab another one off the shelf

I wouldn't think twice

Baby, I

I wish you were beer

I wish I was drinkin'

I wish you were here

But since you ain't, I been thinkin'

I wish I could let go

And you'd just disappear

If you gotta be that cold

If you gotta be that cold

I wish you were beer

I wish you were beer

If you were just a Saturday night

You'd just be a blur on Sunday morning

Sunday morning

But you're not, you're stickin' around

You tangle me up, you're bringing me down

You make it look easy

Moving on fast

You hurt so good that it hurts so bad

I wish you were beer

I wish I was drinkin'

I wish you were here

But since you ain't, I been thinkin'

I wish I could let go

And you'd just disappear

If you gotta be that cold

If you gotta be that cold

I wish you were beer

Oh, I wish you were beer, yeah

If you were just one in a pack of twelve

I could grab another one off the shelf

I wouldn't think twice

Baby, I

I wish you were beer

I wish I was drinkin'

I wish you were here

But since you ain't, I been thinkin'

I wish I could let go

And you'd just disappear

If you gotta be that cold

If you gotta be that cold

I wish you were beer

Oh, I wish you were beer

If you gotta be that cold

I wish you were beer