Let's Be Bad

Oh, Daphne

It's true, your Bible says abstain

And that my poor back is racked with pain

Still, while I'm able to raise Cain

Let's be bad!

Even though I'm old as Moses

Those commandments he proposes

They don't end up in a bed of roses

Let's be bad!

Your head is spinning

But I'm just beginning

The night is for sinning

And when you return from our great affair

Your Mr. Gideon will still be there!

Chemistry has certain rules

That they don't teach in Sunday schools

Care to pool our molecules?

Let's be bad!

When my top is set to blow

And my favorite word is no

'Cause it points the way to go

Let's be bad!

If you say something is taboo

Well, that's the thing I wanna do!

Do it 'til I'm black and blue

Let's be bad!

Rehearsals were brutal

So I'm wettin' my noodle

Resistance is futile

'Cause tonight the heat comes from below

When I'll be shakin' my maracas in Mexico!

Why stay in with Bible thumpin'?

Get your sacred heart a-pumpin'

I got some beans to get you jumpin'!

Let's be bad!

Neighbor, open up your door

You know what we're knockin' for

Being good is such a bore

Let's be bad!

Ladies, I was set for bed

Until I saw this shade of red

I may be good, but honey, I ain't dead!

Let's be bad!

We're courtin' disorder

By crossin' the border

Girls, just don't drink the water!

F.D.R. could take some tips from me

For a real good neighbor policy!

I can't see the use in waiting

Your lips are intoxicating

Do my hips need some translating?

Let's be bad!

Let's be bad!

Let's be bad!

Here's the key for my ignition

Kick that gas to my transmission

When you hear the things I'm wishin'

You won't offer opposition

Let's prohibit prohibition!

Let's (Lets)

Be (Be)

Bad, yeah! (Bad!)

Some like it hot, and that ain't bad!