Puppy and a Truck

My forties are kicking my ass

And handing them to me in a margarita glass

I was infatuated with an older man

And then I dated a psychopath

So I'm 44 in 2020 and thank god I saved up some money

Time to ruminate like, what the fuck was that?

Like a shot of good luck

I got a puppy and a truck

If you feel like giving up

Shut up

Get a puppy and a truck

I don't fuck with MOPAR, Tesla, or Ford

I'm a Chevrolet angel lord

Traded my '64 Malibu for a van

And to tell you the truth

That's the only regret I have

I need a dog that's hypoallergenic

In the poodle milieu and photogenic

Don't shed, don't bark

And can play in the band

Like a shot of good luck

I got a puppy and a truck

If you see us rolling up

Thumbs up

Puppy and a truck

I don't got no kids

I don't got no kids

I don't got no roots

I'm an orphan

Catch me if you can

I'm lacing up my boots

Like a shot of good luck

I got a puppy and a truck

And some unconditional love

Like a shot of good luck

Get a puppy and a truck

If you see us rolling up

Say, "what's up?"

Puppy and a truck