Cry Christmas

Another try not to cry Christmas

Another try not to cry Christmas

The little ones are all but shunned at that strangely degrading kids table

The mistletoe says, "No, you don't need a kiss, you need divorce papers"

The turkey's dry and grandpa's high on OxyContin pumpkin pie

Oh me, oh my, what a gong show

Ho, ho, ho

It's just another try not to cry Christmas

It's just another try not to cry Christmas

And when I tell my eyes, "Don't you cry, it's Christmas"

What do they do? Oh, they monsoon

And Uncle John goes on and on

About QAnon and Armageddon

"John, shut up and your girlfriend too

She's 21 and all coked out, dude" (ha, ha)

"Thank God John and the blonde's gone"

But so is the innocence from being young

No more sugar plum fun, rum-pum-pum-pum-pum-pum

It's just another try not to cry Christmas

It's just another try not to cry Christmas

And when I tell my eyes not to cry on Christmas

What do they do? Oh, they monsoon

(Crу, crу Christmas)

(Crу, crу)

(Crу, crу Christmas)

(Crу, crу Christmas)

(Crу, crу Christmas)

Cry, cry Christmas

Cry, cry Christmas

Cry, cry Christmas

Cry, cry

Cry, cry Christmas

Cry, cry Christmas

Cry, cry Christmas

Cry, cry

So the rain falls down and the snow turns brown

And the sun comes out, it's a winter drought

And the climate bleeds and screams and please, "Sing with me"

One, two, three

Another try not to cry Christmas

It's another try not to cry Christmas