Eat The Rich

Yeah!

Well, I woke up this morning on the wrong side of the bed

And how I got to thinkin' about all those things you said

About ordinary people, and how they make you sick

And if callin' names kicks back on you, then I hope this does the trick

'Cause I'm sick of your complainin' about how many bills

And I'm sick of all your bitchin' 'bout your poodles and your pills

And I just can't see no humor about your way of life

And I think I can do more for you with this here fork and knife

Eat the rich

There's only one thing that they're good for

Eat the rich

I take one bite now, come back for more

Eat the rich

I gotta get this off my chest

Eat the rich

I take one bite now, spit out the rest

So I called up my headshrinker, and I told him what I'd done

Said you'd best go on a diet, yeah, I hope you have some fun

And-a don't go burst your bubble on the rich folks who get rude

'Cause you won't get in no trouble when you eats that kinda food

Now they're smokin' up the junk bonds, and then they go get stiff

And they're dancin' in the yacht club with Muff and Uncle Biff

But there's one good thing that happens when you toss your pearls to swine

Their attitudes may taste like shit, but go real good with wine

Eat the rich

There's only one thing that they're good for

Eat the rich

I take one bite now, come back for more

Eat the rich

I gotta get this off my chest

Eat the rich

I take one bite now, spit out the rest

Believe in all the good things that money just can't buy

Then you won't get no belly ache from eatin' humble pie

I believe in rags to riches, your inheritance won't last

So take your Grey Poupon, my friend and shove it up your ass!

Eat the rich

There's only one thing that they're good for

Eat the rich

I take one bite now, come back for more

Eat the rich

I gotta get this off my chest

Eat the rich

I take one bite now, spit out the rest

Eat the rich

There's only one thing that they're good for

Eat the rich

I take one bite now, come back for more

Eat the rich

Don't stop me now, I'm going crazy

Eat the rich

Now that's my idea of a good time, baby