Big Night of Heartache

Big night of heartache, let's do it right, yeah

Pull up a seat, whet your appetite

Glance through the wines, then proceed to break my heart

The fish was delish, but the convo a bummer

You say your heart is hungry for another lover, ah

My eyes have dined for the last time

Go on, break my heart

A big night of heartache

A big night of heartache

If I start to cry, disregard it

(It's just the spice)

A big night of heartache

It's a big night of heartache

A big night of heartache with you

Boo-ooh-ooh

Is it my height? My curly cues?

I'll lose the mustache if it pleases you

Or I can be your wooly willy

And you can wield my magic wand

But the bill's been split, and so will we

Why stay for dessert when there's lovers to see

So off you go to devour the night à la carte

Don't worry, I'm not crying

It's just the spice (just the spice)

(Just the spice, just...)

(I'm not crying, you're crying)

A big night of heartache

A big night of heartache

If I start to cry, disregard it

(No, really, it's just the spice)

It's a big night of heartache

A big night of heartache

A big night of heartache with you

Boo-ooh

(I'm not crying, you're crying)