Too Much Money

Why can't everybody be just like me?

Then the world would just leave me alone.

I'm upset 'cause I'm so fucking lazy

I need me a fast car like Tracy.

Why don't old men die until it suits them?

They're already three feet deep.

Let me go and I'll get my shovel

You're already half way there.

I need money for expensive habits

Burn it all like The KLF.

Made my dinner

In the toaster

It caught fire, the alarm went off.

I got a haircut

I didn't like it

Well next time I'll get a better one.

I bought a poster

There's nothing on it

I really need another one

Look in the mirror

Spit out my dinner

Somebody just cleaned that floor.

Let's watch a movie

I know what happens

The main guy dies at the end.

Drive in the bus lane

Lose all my spare change

Now I can't pay the wi-fi bill.

They charged us extra

500 dollars

I'll never recover from this.

(I paid too much money for this)

(I paid too much money for this)

(I paid too much money for this)

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I paid too much money for this shitshow

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I paid too much money for this shitshow

Start my day at three, nobody look at me

Waking up at one's no fun.

Go to bed at four, what do you take me for?

Just 23 hours to go.

Start work on Monday

Fired on Tuesday

Sleep in, miss the interview.

Dinner for breakfast

Get myself pregnant

I'm embarrassed, I wanna go home

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I paid too much money for this shitshow

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I paid too much money for this shitshow

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I paid too much money for this shitshow

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I paid too much money for this shitshow