Grow Old with You

Okay, you guys

I'm gonna sing you this song right now

This is kind of a sweet song

I sing it to my wife, because she lets me talk about so many things

In front of you people

And she doesn't even get mad at me

She's pretty damn cool, so here we go

I met you 20 years ago, and we talked all night

You drag me under the table, yeah

It was love at first sight

I'd knew right then and there

I'd grow old with you

I said I'd tell you jokes whenever you're sad

Make you a mom if you made me a dad

Oh, it's been so much fun

Growing old with you

Oh, oh

I love you, foot rub you

Tell you you're the only one I'm thinking of

Make big decisions with you, try new positions with you

Even sit and watch fucking "Eat Pray Love"

2 times in a row

Now when I'm on a diet, you take away my potatoes

Say "Fuck all these guys" after reading Rotten Tomatoes

I hope they all die miserable deaths

As I grow old with you

You scold me, you hold me

Look the other way when I dress like a pimp

You cry to me, you lie to me

But only when you tell me that the dick looks big

Now, we don't need a big house, we don't need any money

All we need is you and me, and Sadie and Sunny

I got everything I want

Growing old with you

And this goes for all of you guys here tonight

Thanks for growing old with me

All right, you all

Thank you so much

Respect! Rock and roll!

I love you, too

Let's do it again sometime

Thank you

Thank you

Well, folks, I've been given the light, and I must go

But thank you very much

Enjoy the rest of the show *Cheers*