Sniffer's Row

Well, my woman done left me

Took everything but the piggy bank

So I busted it open and I folded up all the ones

Then I drove my old Chevy

Down to that place off the interstate

Where the dirty old men pretend that they're havin' fun

So I'm sittin' down here on sniffer's row

Catchin' me a whiff of that camel toe

See some B's and D's and a couple c-section scars

There's a DJ playin' bad rock 'n' roll

Pussy juice drippin' down the stripper's pole

Life is lonely when you're sittin' on sniffer's row

I'm glad I got my old seat back

Maybe I'll even hit the buffet line

They got a a few new girls but the bouncer still knows my name

Man, it's really good to be back

Even with this broken heart of mine

I gotta sit this close 'cause my baby's so far away

So I'm sittin' down here on sniffer's row

Catchin' me a whiff of that camel toe

See some B's and D's and a couple c-section scars

There's a DJ playin bad rock 'n' roll

Pussy juice drippin' down the stripper's pole

Life is lonely when you're sittin' on sniffer's row

Sniffer's row

Sniffer's row

Where you can see a tampon string hangin' out a coochie hole

Sniffer's row

Sniffer's row

What's the point of goin' if you can't feel the queef wind blow?

If you wanna find me I'll be sittin' on sniffer's row