歌词
My wiener is like the Eiffel Tower if it were a Lego set
My wiener is like King Kong's wiener if he was a marionette
My wiener is the Leaning Tower of Pisa minus the tower part
My wiener is an Andy Warhol if that boy never did art
Oh, my wiener is like, my wiener is like
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My wiener is like Michael Jordan when he's on the golf course
My wiener is like Luke Skywalker if he never learned the Force
My wiener is a firetruck under the Christmas tree
My wiener is like the word "study" minus the STDs
Ew, why?
My wiener is like, my wiener is like
My wiener is like, my wiener is like
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My wiener is like a rocket ship if it exploded way too soon
My wiener is like a tidal wave if there wasn't a moon
My wiener is like Superman in a kryptonite necklace
My wiener is like the British without beans for their breakfast
Come on, my wiener is like, my wiener is like
My wiener is like, my wiener is like
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My wiener is like an IMAX film that you watch on your phone
(On your phone)
My wiener is a birthday party you throw when you're alone
(All alone)
My wiener is like a monster truck in a Hot Wheels magazine
(Magazine)
My wiener is like a Blizzard extra small at Dairy Queen
Everybody, my wiener is like, my wiener is like
My wiener is like, my wiener is like
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My wiener is like, my wiener is like
(Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh)
(What's he doing?)
Oh, he's gonna say something?
(I don't know)
He's gonna say something
(I don't know)
(Shut up, shut up)
My wiener is like the Mystery Team without their Scooby-Doo
My wiener is like a bank account that's full of IOUs
My wiener gives you Alzheimer's in a night you'll soon forget
My wiener is DJ Khaled if he offered just one less
(Another one, another one, another one)
My wiener is like, my wiener is like
My wiener is like, my wiener is like
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My wiener
Written by: Daniel Thrasher
