Percheron Mules

Mammoth Jacks and Percheron mares

Grazing up and down my dreams

Nothin' less than sixteen hands

I don't wanna drag my feet

Anything more small than that

It ain't worth the feed it takes

Give me big 'ol Mammoth Jacks

Throwin' mules the size of tanks

Yeah, a team the size of tanks

And a hundred head of goat

When I get the pigpen built

I'm a find a couple shoats

And I'll name'em after y'all

And they'll all look just like me

Rollin' 'round a pile of shit

Just as happy as can be

Mammoth Jacks and Percheron mares

Mammoth Jacks and Percheron mares

Grazing up and down my dreams

Nothin' less than sixteen hands

Sixteen hands, sixteen hands

I don't wanna drag my feet

He don't wanna drag his feet

Anything more small than that

Anything more small than that

It ain't worth the feed it takes

It ain't worth the feed it takes

Give me big 'ol Mammoth Jacks

Mammoth Jacks, Mammoth Jacks

Throwin' mules the size of tanks

Yeah, a team of Percheron mules

Pullin' rebuilt number nine

Slidin' stone boats 'cross the hill

For to stack the stones so high

I don't mind to beat the rock

But my back can't take the haul

But with these here, Percheron mules

It ain't troublin' me at all

They don't need their oil changed

They don't burn gasoline

They keep me stock in all

The compost that I need

Compost that he needs

Mammoth Jacks and Percheron mares

Mammoth Jacks and Percheron mares

Grazing up and down my dreams

Nothin' less than sixteen hands

Sixteen hands, sixteen hands

I don't wanna drag my feet

He don't wanna drag his feet

Anything more small than that

Anything more small than that

It ain't worth the feed it takes

It ain't worth the feed it takes

Give me big 'ol Mammoth Jacks

Mammoth Jacks, Mammoth Jacks

Throwin' mules the size of tanks

Give me big 'ol Mammoth Jacks

Give him big 'ol Mammoth Jacks

Throwin' mules the size of tanks