The Big Chair

The road is hard

The road is long

I drive too fast

The wind blows strong

I try to tie it down

It still flops around

My chair, my royal throne (Aye)

It's all I got

It's not a lot

To show for the years

And the fight we fought

She paid the bill

I miss her still

This chair is all I own (Aye)

Aye-yai-yai-yai-yai-yai

Yai-yai-yai-yai

(Aye)

I suck, I suck

I move the big chair in the little truck

My luck has gone away

Big chair and little truck (What's wrong)

Got no T.V

But I am free (Be free like a bird)

And freedom tastes

Like reality (This realitie's breaking my mind)

When we split apart

It freeze-dried my heart

But this chair is mine alone (Aye)

I want to stop

I'm 'bout to drop

I'm going eighty-five, look out!

There's a cop

I think I might

Get to my new home by night

I wonder, should I phone?

(Ha-ha-ha-ha!)

I suck, I suck

I move the big chair in the little truck

My luck has gone away

Big chair and little truck

(Aye-yai-yai-yai-yai-yai-yai) Mexican radio

(Aye-yai-yai-yai-yai-yai-yai) Seven rest stops to go

I've got my clothes and my dignity

And a big comfy symbol to show

(Aye)

I suck, I suck

I move the big chair in the little truck

My luck has gone away

Big chair and little truck

You know I suck, I suck

I move the big chair in the little truck

A shmuck am I today

Big chair and little truck

You know I suck, I suck

I move the big chair in the little truck

A shmuck am I today

Big chair and little truck

(He sucks)

(Aye)