Super Graphic Ultra Modern Girl

You know what they say, "Never waste a Friday night on a first date"

But there I was, in my heels with my hair straight

And so I take him to this bar, this man wouldn't dance

He didn't ask a single question

And he was wearing these fugly jeans

It doesn't matter though, he doesn't have what it takes to be

With a girl like me

Not overdramatic, I know what I want

We're leaving the planet and you can't come

Uh-huh, I'm through with all these hyper mega bummer boys like you

Oh yeah, I need a super graphic ultra modern girl like me

We're hot, we're drunk, wow

Look at her moving, baby, she's the one

Oh yeah, I need a super graphic ultra modern girl like me

Telling secrets there on the mattress

Wearing nothing but glitter and lashes

At every party we're the party, shaking our asses

Making out while the world collapses

Not overdramatic, I know what I want

We're leaving the planet and you can't come

Uh-huh, I'm through with all these hyper mega bummer boys like you

Oh yeah, I need a super graphic ultra modern girl like me

We're hot, we're drunk, wow

Look at her moving, baby, she's the one

Oh yeah, I need a super graphic ultra modern girl like me

Shake it for me

Get up off your feet, get up on that bar

Walk that walk from Tokyo to New York

With everything you feel and everything you are

Walk that walk, flash the camera, flash the camera, flash the camera, you're a star

Uh-huh, I'm through with all these hyper mega bummer boys like you

Oh yeah, I need a super graphic ultra modern girl like me

We're hot, we're drunk, wow

Look at her moving, baby, she's the one

Oh yeah, I need a super graphic ultra modern

Ooh, you got me la-la-la-ing

Hyper-sexy top to bottom

Girl like me